What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?