What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?