What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?