How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
They were three wise men!
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?