What do frogs drink in the winter?
Hot croako.
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?