Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?