What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?