Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What words make the best athletes?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?