Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?