What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
What's the friendliest pen?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?