What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?