What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why was the dog overweight?