What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
The Cheesecake Factory®.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?