What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which is the worst season?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why was the artichoke so generous?