What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Dill with it.
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Where does the president keep his razor?