Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?