Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.
When does a horse talk?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?