Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?