Which football team has the coolest helmets?
The ones with the most fans!
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?