What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?