Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?