What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?