Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?