How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?