What animal makes the best lunches?
A peanut butter and jelly fish.
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why was the bee sad?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?