What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?