What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Where do old bowling balls end up?