What insect runs away from everything?
A flee.
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What animal loves Indian food?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?