I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?