What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I'd be muffin without you.
What do cats wear to work?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's the loudest sport?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did the bread do on vacation?
How can you make 7 even?