Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?