What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Snot true!
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?