What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
Where does laundry go to college?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What style of music weighs the most?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What are you studying in math?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?