Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What is the coolest country?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?