What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?