Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
To get some more ribs.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Where do horses reside?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the snake name his daughter?