What do you call an insincere horse?
A phony pony.
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What does an evil hen lay?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?