What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Which fly makes films?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?