Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?