Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Because he vetoed it.
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?