Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Which singer could always break a five?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?