What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?