What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?