What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What bird is always sad?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What fish only swims at night?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Which cats love to be petted?