You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
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Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a famous turtle?