What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
When should you start writing a book?