What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Which celebrity became a great detective?