Who is a house's favorite band?
The Doors.
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?