What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?