Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Did you know that felines don't bite?