Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
He realized it was a rice cake.
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What food is a man's best friend?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the frog starve?