Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
He realized it was a rice cake.
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
My friend David had his ID stolen.